The power to not have any powers

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!