The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to be french.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!