- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do nothing

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to post pointless superpowers.

The power to see through glass

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

the power to know when someone queefed

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

the power to die at will

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

Pointless Super Powers