The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to have hindsight.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!