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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power that turns farts into music.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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the ability to talk to humans

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!