to do nothing

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to even

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!