- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to jump like a black guy.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

Being alive (until you die).

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power that will grant you no power.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

Power to give birth through your penis.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The ability to change your weight

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to make clean socks dirty.

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to not think of a productive power.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

The power to lick your own elbow

Pointless Super Powers