The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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open up pickles glass

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!