The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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the ability to become black.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the power to count from A to purple

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!