- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

the ability to look into your brain

The ability to read the recaptcha images

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

the power to become demented

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to not have any power at all

The power to read the terms of service.

the power to orgasm with your mind

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

the power to jizz money

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

the power to become translucent

Pointless Super Powers