the power to shoot superman

open up pickles glass

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

the power to make faces at the blind

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

The power of becoming an apple tree

the power to be invisible when sleep.

the power to shit out of your nose

the power to talk backwards

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!