The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to wish you had a power

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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the power to fart mace

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!