- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The ability to have udders for nipples.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to see through anything except air.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

To be able to summon old people

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to be powerless.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to a nokia phone.

Pointless Super Powers