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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.
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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.
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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.
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The power that turns farts into music.
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The power to make pencils dull.
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The power to see in only one random color everyday.
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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects
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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race
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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.
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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day
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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.
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The power to teleport through open doors.
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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full
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the ability to talk to humans
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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.
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The power to fart out of someone else's bum
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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself
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The power to turn water into wine.
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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.
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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.
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the power of words
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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers
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You can have anything you don't want at any time.
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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!