- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport through open doors.

the power to send text messages while driving

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to both love and hate marmite.

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

Being alive (until you die).

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to smell water.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

Pointless Super Powers