- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

the power to fart terrible gas

The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

The power to let someone control your dick

The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

The power of throwing back grenades

the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

Pointless Super Powers