the power to shoot superman

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to get sick

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!