The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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Aweonao

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to have an ability.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to waste money

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to have a V8

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!