The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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the power to die at will

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The Power to Power

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!