The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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the ability to glow in the light.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!