Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to die on command.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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the power to glow in the light

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to commit suicide.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to fall without screaming.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!