- Pointless Super Powers

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The ability to swim in water.

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

The power of compulsive lying.

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

The power to smell farts from miles away

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

the power to itch your teeth

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to drown on land.

The power to see through anything except air.

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

Having the power of a normal human

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!