- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

the power to smell tastebuds

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

he power to make mistakes

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

the power to do nothing

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to walk through air.

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

the ability to grow trees in the desert

The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

Pointless Super Powers