The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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Having the power of a normal human

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!