The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!