The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to light glue on fire.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!