the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to fail at life

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to like this post

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!