The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to be powerless

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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See through invisible people

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!