The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to die

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!