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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.
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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.
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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick
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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.
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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.
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The power to only sit down and not stand up.
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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.
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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month
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yo mama
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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can
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The power of women's rights.
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the power to become translucent
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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.
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being allergic to dairy and soy
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the power to do nothing
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The power to understand irony.
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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.
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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.
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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing
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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap
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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours
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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly
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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.
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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!