the power to fail at life

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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power to have no power at all

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to understand irony.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!