The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power of women's rights.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!