The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to lick your balls.

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

the power to disinfect wigs.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The power to be a virgin forever.

The power to speak braille.

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

The power to see through windows!

Black power

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!