the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!