- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

the power to die at will

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

The ability to money into dog shit.

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

the power to become semi-transparent

The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

Pointless Super Powers