The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to sweeten sugar

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

The power to state the obvious at will.

the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

The ability to see into the present.

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The power to kill you self.

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

the power to run in slow motion

the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

make your arm REALLY. fart power

The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

The power to see things with your eyes open

The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!