The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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anything Aquaman does

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!