- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to fart rainbows

the ability to blow yourself

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

the power to make food shrimp.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

Pointless Super Powers