The power to make a sound that attracts whales

being black

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

Really bendy thumbs.

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The super power to shine in daylight

the power to fly in space

The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

The power to become helpless at will.

The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

the power to pee shit and shit piss.

The power to change your emotions at will.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!