The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!