Having the power to stand still

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The power to even

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!