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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight
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the power to freeze people only when it's cold
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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.
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Having a 5 second eidetic memory
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The power to be a GOD with your imagination
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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.
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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.
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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you
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The power to fall without screaming.
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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.
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The ability to have udders for nipples.
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The power to eat soup with a fork.
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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects
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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.
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The power that turns farts into music.
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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room
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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.
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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.
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ability to levitate using my fart...
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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.
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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.
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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.
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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.
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The ability to read the recaptcha images
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!