The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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the power to eat bread

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to self destruct

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power of learning

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!