- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The ability to jump

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

the ability to type slower.

The power to have an ability.

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

Pointless Super Powers