The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

Every time you clap some one dies

Power to give birth through your penis.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The power to suck your own dick

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

Invisible handwriting.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to not think of a productive power.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to see through anything except air.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!