- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to see through anything except air.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

To be able to summon old people

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to control mealworms

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

the power of words

the power to fart at the worst moments

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to a nokia phone.

Pointless Super Powers