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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating
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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.
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The power to read your own mind
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The power to rotten food.
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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.
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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C
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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period
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The power to shrink boobs
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The power to fly while masturbating.
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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full
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The power to die
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the ability to invent cheese and toast
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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili
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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.
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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy
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The power to self destruct
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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.
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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days
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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."
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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.
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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored
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the power the convince people if they agree
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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!