The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to read your own mind

The power to rotten food.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to shrink boobs

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to die

the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to self destruct

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!