To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power of women's rights.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to self destruct

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to smell people's moods

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!