The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

The power to elect George W Bush.

To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

The power of throwing back grenades

thee power to not eat but still starve

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!