Having the power of a normal human

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

thumb_up thumb_down +117

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

thumb_up thumb_down +107

the power to orgasm with your mind

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to fart rainbows

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to smell people's moods

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to die at any moment you want.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The ability to be in fashion.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!