The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the power to hovertate

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!