The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to not be color blind.

the power to send text messages while driving

having superpowers during the inquisition

the ability to talk to humans

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to smell water.

The ability to be in fashion.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!