the power to fly in space

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the power to die

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!