- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

the power to be super ugly

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

the power to not finish your

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to control any type of urine or feces

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to not have any powers

The ability to see through insects.

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

Pointless Super Powers