The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to kill you self.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the power to jizz money

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!