- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to not have any powers

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to smell people's moods

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to turn into a pebble

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

Pointless Super Powers