The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to be a human

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the power to count from A to purple

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to make my own sandwich

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!