sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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boo

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the power the convince people if they agree

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!