The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The Power to Power

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The power to only see glass.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!