Invisibility, when no one is looking.

the power to shoot superman

The power drown in water

The power to see through glass

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to make a sound that attracts whales

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

being black

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

Really bendy thumbs.

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!