the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be powerless.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to smell water.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to fly if you are eating.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!