The power think five times slower.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!