The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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X ray vision on chairs

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the ability vote up this superpower

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to die.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!