The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to change your mind

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the power to like charlie

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!