- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

the power to get married

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

the power of words

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

Pointless Super Powers