The ability to be raped.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to create another human

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!