The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to see through glass

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!