The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!