- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to fart on a plane.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

the ability to command watermelons

the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

the power to turn into amy rose

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to be a snail

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

Pointless Super Powers