- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power of 12% levetation

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

the ability to levitate

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to pass out at will.

The power of being pointless

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The Power to fart glitter

Pointless Super Powers