The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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Aweonao

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!