The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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to do nothing

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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to be shitty

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to get foot-boners

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to make glass clear

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!