- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to grow more genitals.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to see air

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to chew with your tongue

Pointless Super Powers