- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to pee any color

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to bypass capcha codes

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to not have any power at all

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

Pointless Super Powers