- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have a pointless superpower

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power to have an ability.

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to draw a perfect circle.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

Pointless Super Powers