I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to die at will

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power of women's rights.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to block your own powers

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!