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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to be forever alone

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to have any power on this site.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!