- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The ability to die on command.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The ability to change your weight

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

Pointless Super Powers