- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to remove all flavour from food.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

The power to display emotions at will

The power to circumcise yourself

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

The power to jump only one centimeter high.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

the power to know when someone queefed

Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

Pointless Super Powers