the ability to manually control your breathing

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!