The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to see through glass

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

the power to be forever alone

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The power to be a snail

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be powerless.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!