- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to be a common person

The power to see through glass

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

See through invisible people

boo

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The ability to have udders for nipples.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

Pointless Super Powers