- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to eat food.

The power to make water expire.

The power of women's rights.

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

the power to kill yourself

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to be a human

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

The power to control Rollie pollies

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to accept the terms and conditions

Pointless Super Powers