The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!