The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to see through glass

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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the power to be forever alone

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to be a snail

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to be powerless.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!