the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

the power to fly in space

the power to turn into a tree

the power to die

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

The power to turn into a tree.

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

The ability to change races.

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

the power to get fat in America

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to fart tear gas

The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!