The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power of walking on land

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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Farting at will

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The power to make snow yellow

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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the power to shit brixs!

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!