The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The ability autotune text.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The power to turn wine into water.

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the power to never get spam

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The ability to goatse instantly

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to restate the obvious.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!