The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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the ability to think you can fly

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The power to not have superpowers

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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Power to make other people rich.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power to troll yourself

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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the ability to see fairy's

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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the power to poo pineapples

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!