The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to speak in text globes.

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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the power to speak morse code .

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!