The ability to grow trees out of money.

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the power to shit cellulose

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the abillity to fart at will

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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The power of walking on land

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!