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The power to see through windows when people sleep.
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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World
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the power to shit cellulose
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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.
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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"
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The power to cure a ham
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The power to walk through the opened doors
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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once
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The power to make your feet stink at will.
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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo
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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up
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The power to moonwalk backwards
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The power of see inside your eyes.
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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.
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The ability to look really good, but your invisible.
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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.
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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes
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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.
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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd
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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal
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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.
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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.
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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day
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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!