The power of see inside your eyes.

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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the power to attract bullets.

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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the power to shit cellulose

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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Power to make other people rich.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!