The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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the power to hate disney stars

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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the abillity to fart at will

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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Power to make other people rich.

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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the power to divide by 0

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!