The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

the power to hate disney stars

Power to make other people rich.

The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

Super taste, while living in Mexico.

The ability to pee your pants at will.

the abillity to fart at will

The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

The power to see through windows when people sleep.

The power to only misspell mispell.

the power to be obama only if your obama

The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

The power to make your feet stink at will.

the power to divide by 0

the power to pee straight with a boner

the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

The power to poop out you penis

The ability to change the writing on signs

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!