- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

The ability to pee while sleeping.

the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

The power to make your feet stink like crazy

The power to see through windows when people sleep.

super strength for picking up a gallon water

the power to shit cellulose

The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

the abillity to fart at will

The power to make your feet stink at will.

The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

The power to cure a ham

Backwards speak to power the.

The power of see inside your eyes.

the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

Pointless Super Powers