The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!