The power to instantly become pregnant

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The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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Turning wine into water.

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The power to cure a ham

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!