the ability to lie and never be believed

The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

The power to pee backwards.

~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

the power to open a locked door with a key

the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

The power to speak one language fluently.

Farting at will

The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

the ability to slap someone with your foot

The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

An ability to change birthday to February 29.

the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

The power to remember your name without a name tag

the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!