the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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the power to sit down in mid air

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The power to not know your super power

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The power to rot food at will.

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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the abillity to fart at will

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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The power to cure a ham

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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the power to hate disney stars

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!