the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The power to rot food at will.

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The ability autotune text.

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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the power to never get spam

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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the power to attract bullets.

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The ability to think the world is flat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!