The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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the power to charge car batteries.

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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the ability to hear yourself think

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to pee backwards.

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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to be under 9000

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!