- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to break your Nokia phone.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

the power to fart the alphebet

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

the power to turn retarted

Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to fall in love reptiles

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to ejaculate

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to make water expire.

The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

Pointless Super Powers