the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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the power to glow in the light

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!