Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power of gentle breeze

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the power to become demented

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to eat food.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!