The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to be a snail

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!