Tha ability to not be able to fly

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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cry acid tears

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to punch that like button

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!