The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!