- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to elect George W Bush.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

Power to give birth through your penis.

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to climb up fallen trees

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

Tha ability to not be able to fly

Pointless Super Powers