the power to jizz money

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

the ability to do absolutely nothing

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to fly if you are eating.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to see through glass

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!