The power to bypass capcha codes

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to control mealworms

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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Stop clapping

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!