The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the power to become demented

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!