The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to eat food.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to be a human

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!