the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!