The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The ability to hear fish.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

The power to jump face first

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!