- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to not write pointless powers.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to teleport through open doors.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

the ability to talk to humans

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to sleep while you're awake.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

the power of words

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

Pointless Super Powers