The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to not exercise.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!