- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

Power to give birth through your penis.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to suck your own dick

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

Invisible handwriting.

The power to disintegrate yourself

the power to time travel to the present

The power to see through glass

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to not think of a productive power.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

the power to cook sandwiches when married

Pointless Super Powers