- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to money into dog shit.

The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

the power to f**k your family all at once

The power to write a country song

The Power to Power

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to die at will.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The power think five times slower.

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to eat your own face.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

Pointless Super Powers