the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!