The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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the power to walk on land.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!