the ability to see through air

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!