The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!