- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to talk to humans

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The ability to read the recaptcha images

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

Pointless Super Powers