thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to smell water.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!