The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

the power to have a pointless superpower

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to open doors with your bare hands

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!