The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to have no superpower

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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the power to jizz money

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!