Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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the power to eat bread

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to ejaculate

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!