The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to beathe

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The ability to be raped.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!