- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

the ability to do absolutely nothing

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

the power to shit out of your nose

the power to have another pointless superpower

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

The power to make pencils dull.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

Pointless Super Powers