- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to type slower.

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

to do nothing

Delayed Reaction Man

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to fail a test everytime

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

Pointless Super Powers