The power to be dead

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See through invisible people

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!