No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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Stop clapping

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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the ability to become black.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!