The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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to spelle caretly

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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to do nothing

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!