the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!