The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to see through glass

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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See through invisible people

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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boo

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the ability to type slower.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to be a snail

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!